HI.
I found my sesame street gang. :D
When i was a child, I used to play with Big Bird, Elmo, Bert, Grouch, Ernie..-all but one
omg i can't believe I've actually practiced discrimination at such a young age la!
Anyway, back to the point, i alienated The Count.
I would take him out whenever i play with the gang, but I would invariably leave him at a far corner; far enough to protect my other babies from harm, and far enough for him to be forgotten. oh cruel me!
Honestly, I have no logic.
I didn't like The Count cos' he was a monster-a cold blooded evil vampire. But how is he different from the rest !? The other sesamians are merely just monsters like him too!In fact, they're all worst off than Count. No classifications for monsters like them; they're just known as a FLUFFY MONSTER.
Good thing I have a little bit more logic now.
Looking at the toys, I realized that The Count is easily the vainest and probably the most sophisticated monster of all.
Look at him!
-He was sensible enough to comb his hair, to use wax. Unlike his other friends who left their hair unkempt.
-His face, even though purple, is flawless. Not like Elmo or worst, Big Bird. Hair all over.
-The Count has a pompadour! Trying to be like Elvis Presley~ worth the effort (Y)
-Did i mention, his cuteee soul patch beard? haha
-Well defined nose bridge (no plastic involved!)
- Rouge lipstick (Marilyn Monroe -inspired)
-Dramatic but a little droopy eyebrows
-Baby bow-tie (gentleman ttm)
-Black tux ($$$ rich)
-Contrasting cloak to bring in the oomph factor
- And my favourite, SMOKY EYES!
In cadbury purple to complement his skin tone!Sexy Smart 'S'
Such marvel !
Sadly, beauty really depends on its beholder. Its just hard for people sometimes, to see the beauty in ugly.
The Count was a classic case of being pretty ugly.
NOW TO MY MAIN POINT.
As much as i repent my sins of cruel treatment and new found love for Count,
I certainly do not want to look like him!
Just look at those sad drooping eyes, silently crying for rest.T-T
HENCE, I HAVE COME TO A DECISION.
I will not follow Count's footsteps.
Before my eye bags inflate any bigger, or dark circles darken to the same shade as his,
I WILL STOP LIVING LIKE A VAMPIRE.
=no more late nights
=active in the day
And besides, O LVL (OH MY GOD!) IS IN A FEW DAYS TIME!
which simply means, my annual cyber hiatus has officially just begun.
Until then, you shan't hear a word from me
All the best to me, to you , to those taking exams!
Hope i don't die.:)
Once again, The Count, for you.
In his slightly sinister side profile aura.
