HARLOLLOL. yes i know you've all been missing my cyber presence but to further disappoint u guys, i don't think i'll be posting so often. whadya expect :( im busier than the bumble bee. But not to worry, cos ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER :) u have my love.


What urged me to blog today is solely all thanks to the sickening cockroach, once again. Its a disgusting topic but what can i do if the problem keeps resurfacing?! T-T WANT TO DIE.

PROBLEMS:
1. Dumpster beside my house is the source of all cockroaches
2. 1800-POK-KIE-0123 hotline no longer exists
3. Cockroaches never fail to appear when im alone

RIGHT. so yest, before i tucked in (really late) , i went to brushie my teethie.
Opened the bathroom door and to my utter horror, a big black spot (which could only be a cockroach) was lying at the edge, overturned.
thinking it was alr dead, i bent down to double check. unfortunately when i did so, it sprang back to life. UP AND MOVING!


i couldnt scream cos that would wake everyone up.
TWO CHOICES.
Either my life, my mom was going to take
OR the cockroach's, i have to take
i beg for your understanding, the suffering i had gone through.

:( i so poor thing leh. stand outside the toilet, in the dark, curling my toes.
cannot waste time so i grabbed my laundry basket, opened the door and threw the basket on top of the cockroach. and then i start shaking the basket to make sure the cockroach was minced. T-T BUT...
the bloody cockroach managed to escape.
i squeaked ok! then flung the basket towards the cockroach then hurry slam the door again.

it was like. facing death, kind of fear. u either die, or save urself.

and so, i armed myself with defence for my next encounter with it. Grabbed the ugliest pair of shoes i saw [sry mummy] , opened the door and to my half delight half disgust, i have actually already slayed the cockroach with my 2nd basket-hurling attempt.

i dont know which is worst. :/ a live cockroach sneaking around, or sharing the bathroom with a dead, grotesque-looking disembowelled cockroach that has slime/blood/juice trail all over.
nevertheless, I HAVE SAVED THE DAY!


** suffered THE TRAUMA.. jelly legs... T-T


SO, THE QUESTION IS, WHERE WAS POKKIE ALL THIS WHILE?! in such cruel times of need. just where the hell is he!?


hmm. creeping around..



... emptying the dustbin to relax in it.


oh. and peeing illegally.
i saw him squirting the yellow liquid out.
nature truly is perfect. it was a perfect 180 deg thin yellow line.(distance from butt to surface of lift)
and then abandoning the disaster zone.



just to let you know, Mr cockroach and his family are quite well fed. All of them are about this size.



SO NOTICABLE ON THE GREAT WALL OF WHITENESS. the pillar is really huge. try imagining the size of the pest.






T-T




to end this post on a lighter note.

i found my best friend in maple!:D so cute right!:D:D
ps. couldnt mosaic the names cos i dont have ps -.-