Today, a devastating disaster occured. It's called--THE GLITTER DISASTER~
Being the good person i always am, i finally mustered much of my courage and decided to..
-takes in deep breath-
reopen Ah Lai's present. -must put ur present to good use :D
and so, OOOHhh WAIT. I HAVE PICTURES! YESSS! THE INEVITABLE TRUTH OF HER EVILLE DOINGS! THE SIGHTINGS FROM THE DISASTER!
doesnt look too bad here but remember, all the glistens is not gold[literal meaning]
EXISTENCE OF A PILE OF GLITTER. ok la, this one considered not that bad already. Looks quite pretty actually xD
DAZZLING DAZZLING and not to forget, Inspector Kaypo had to investigate on the case.(standing in the space where the present was)
THANK GOD AH LAI U NEVER PUT THE GLITTER INTO THE COIN BANK . XD
Speaking of glitter disaster, it reminds me of a more tragic one that happened in primary sch.Its definitely after PSLE, when we were helping our teacher decorate stuff. My group was incharge of the glue-ing, sprinkling and pasting and i remember damn clearly...i was dipping paper into glitter and then GLITTER MONSTERhah disgusting colour for u!had to come (Chermaine- who then thought she was a fairy princess and hence MUST be closely related to sparkly stuff). Fairy Princess wannabe got so excited over the glitter bottles we had that she snatched all (yes, all of it) and poured it into her hands and mixed.. and mixed.. :) well just so u didnt know what came next, she poured the glitter (fairy dust in Glitter monster's terms) ONTO MY HEAD == Sadly, not realising how much trouble she was asking, she innocently said" I MADE UR HAIR SPARKLY! AWW.. Nikoo now u look like a princess too!" ==" and then she proceeded to glitterize herself ==""""""""
BEAUTIFUL DISASTER-END
hoho.
eh.. i still have my bravo 3h bus ride from Parkway to Paya Leber story to share! (ill do that later i hope >< )
MOVING ON TO GREATER AND MORE IMPORTANT THINGS.
>All the best Drama for SYF! >All the best Dance for SYF!
>All the best CO for SYF!
>All the best Dear Choir for SYF!
lol must start with 'D' too.
IM GONNA GO ON A FRIED,OILY.HEATY,SORE-THROAT-CAUSING FOOD HIATUS.must exercise self-control for this 1 precious week and DONT ANY OF U DARE TO TEMPT ME. To choir: AHHHHHHH its the real thing now! Must make our efforts fruitful! -ok nvm i shall write this part on the choir blog =.= -
HEE.SO EGGCITED!Mu Xin gonna help me make-up on that day :D:D:D veli pretty one leh! xD
hahahah i bought the double eyelid sticker thingy cos as said by the expert, single eyelids very hard to put on makeup.
I look at myself and wonder, why do i have one double eyelid, and one single eyelid??
And its so stupid because apparently the answer to that still remains unknown
Noticed mom's double eyelids-
Me: Mao, does daddy have double eyelids?
Mom: Yeah
Me: Mao.. then does Ah kong have double eyelids?
Mom: yes...
Me: ehh.. then Ah Ma leh? Daddy's parents?
Mom: yes my dear all have.
Me: Even your siblings? ALL?
Mom: ya la! my family all very beautiful one. like me
Me: -.- then Daddy's siblings leh!? (slightly paranoid tone)
Mom: YES ALL. I SAID ALL HAVE!!(irritated)
Me: huh... then grandpa's parents leh?Ah kong's parents too?!?
Mom: Yes-.- =.= -.- =.=
Me: HUH. SURE ANOT.THEN COUSINS LEH?! ANY OF MY COUSINS SINGLE EYELID?
Mom: None lor. only Nicholas. eh wait. he also got double.
Me:THEN WHERE THE HELL DID I INHERIT THE SINGLE SINGLE EYELID FROM?!!?!GENE-GIVER BETTER OWN UP!!!D:< series of random stuff. OH MY MORTAL!I GOT U UR PRESENT ALREADY! too bad all the cute chocolate eggs from Marks n Spencer were sold out alr :(
I feel so satisfied with myself. For the past few days, Ive been sleeping alot. Like whenever i get the chance to, i sleep. Really love the feeling of doing absolutely nothing but just slping. Must do it more often :D not to mention, i slpt my weekend away :D IM LOVIN IT. work not done. too bad.
DA POKKIEMON CLUB ALL THE WAY!^^ hhaaahah
k la. i go slp alr. my new fav pastime.
ps: GERBO. in need of serious shopping. u not doing ur job well as my shopping buddy!:( DEPRIVED.OF.THE.OUTSIDE.WORLD.ahahah sound so pathetic. but true.INCLUSIVE OF MOVIE MARATHON!!! I so know where to collect that popcorn card alr lor!xD
p.p.s: Charmanda. i will post the pictures one day. i promise! someday!just keep reminding me :d
p.p.p.s: Lim Melissa Jen: haha intended to say this on ur tag but i guess, the box is too small for these mighty and wise words of mine.
"Ahahah cold lame joke of urs. Anw, I saw u by the roadside today u know. Screamedmy lungs out but guess what my mom said.”AIYO! THE FROG SO SMALL..STEP THEN DIE LO.I GIVE BIRTH TO U GIVE ME BIG HEADACHE, IN THE END UR COURAGE ALSO SO SMALL!”
tatatata!
HAHA. i laugh at you
MT. HMK
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Thursday, April 2, 2009
OMG. since everyone else is reporting on today's homework explosion, i think i should do the same too.
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