Today, at 1248, we celebrate the death of yet another cockroach.
I really don't understand-.-.
The cockroach community at my place ALL have issues. They have spacious garbage BINS with mountainful of food, dark secluded corner to have multiple sex and lay a thousand eggs, cool damp soil to laze around.. but despite all that, they still chose to abandon paradise and risk their lives, to enter a habitat not at all suited for them- clean, bright, dust-free, busy. IS THIS A COCKROACH REVOLUTION?>_>
This is the story of my life ...T-T
I was spending girl time in the toilet when i heard my window blinds move.
Ignored it and continued what i was doing, but then the blinds shook even harder..
Then suddenly there was this ruffle sound, but i still chose to ignore it.
At that time i was thinking, it couldn't possibly be a cockroach.. where got so powerful can move my blinds one!
Eventually curiosity got the better of me and I stole a glance at the bathtub.
The cockroach was not there... D:
It was already climbing up the glass panel like speedy gonzales!
I kept reassuring myself, its ok, that bloody huge cockroach must have enough life skills and intelligence to get out of the toilet by itself, since it managed to live up to that size, so i left it alone. Instead of trying to crawl across the bathtub and risk getting sprayed by water, it climbed towards the ceiling, where its out of reach. quite smart..
SO MUCH FOR SPARING ITS LIFE AND LEAVING IT ALONE.. Mr cockroach was too greedy. He landed on same ground as me without asking for permission or saying anything. Took me by surprise, as he laid there, overturned, sprawling.
At such crisis, i ran to wake Pokkie up. Carried the half awake cat and placed him in front of the still-struggling cockroach. Such an attractive and juicy target right in front of his eyes and yet, he turned his back on me and continued his slumber. wth.. killed my hopes without a care :( I SWEAR, HIS USEFULNESS HAS EXPIRED!
STUPID CAT. unworthy of my love!:(
I mustered every ounce of courage, grabbed my translucent dustpan and whacked the HUGE ASS cockroach real hard.
TO MY HORROR, AFTER ALL THE SQUASHING WHACKING BEATING FRENZY, THE FREAKING COCKROACH WAS STILL STRUGGLING UNDER THE DUSTPAN.
Curled my toes until they turned numb, held the brush till my fingers turned white, and gave the damn cockroach multiple blows.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXHAUSTING THAT WAS. all cold sweat, increased blood pressure, loss of heart cells, headache, and i was actually yelping.
and after all the effort, i lifted the dustpan, confident and sure that it was dead; The cockroach sprang back to life.
@##%^%#@ ttm!
PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC.
went round the whole house looking for BAYGON.
and then i laughed at this thought that came to my mind:" wah scully later while finding Baygon, end up finding another cockroach"
opened my kitchen cabinet and guess who i saw? ;D
BUDDY ROACHIE NUMBER 2! YAY!
This is the story of my life..
Thank god shieldtox super fast exists. saved my life. found it at the moment when i was about to give up.:) just spray spray a bit AND VICTORY IS MINE! MAUHAHAAH I SLAYED ANOTHER COCKROACH!!GLORY AND PRIDE MAN.
1 bonus point for confidence level! :D
but after that murder, i got so traumatized and freaked out i started itching all over. T-T had to bathe again walao.
as for the roach in my kitchen cabinet, sad to say, its still happily enjoying life. Used up all my guts for the day already.
Lets hope i dont have to do another post on roaches again :(
luvs