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Friday, January 30, 2009
I feel so ashamed. i really am.
i just realised how i used to misinterpret the words for the song ''My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean".
LOL! FOR 7 YEARS, i tell you, SEVEN MIGHTY YEARS, ive been singing it like that.
-happy happy, smile smile-
My body lies over the ocean...
My body lies over the sea....
My body lies over the ocean...
Oh bring back my body to meeeeeeeee~~~ (goes off key)
Bring back.. oh bring back~!!!
Oh bring back my body to meeeeeeee.
yep, and no one corrected me. no kidding! ._.
and yes, realisation hit me when i listened and understood the lyrics. Haha ya la last time young, people sing something, then we also always happy happy sing along..wont even care even if singing it wrong lor! I BET U ALL USED TO BE LIKE THAT ALSO LOR. DONT BLUFF.
so as i grew wiser, i began to think more.
My body lies over the ocean... o.o?! huh? float in the ocean..?!
My body lies over the sea.... sun tanning?!
My body lies over the ocean...i dun understand. T-T
Oh bring back my body to meeeeeeeee~~~ (goes off key) OMG! so im like some kind of soul la.. begging for me body back.
Bring back.. oh bring back~!!! from the ocean and sea? why! huh?
Oh bring back my body to meeeeeeee. this is definitely wrong.
and thus! i now know its bonnie and not body. dont worry :D
Xiia0LaiiL@iz
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Monday, January 26, 2009
In response to my (sad to say) best friend's have-not-reached-101-things-to-do-before-she-dies-list, i do have ONE wish :0 only one, as compared to the 100 things she will do. HOMEWORK, PLEASE LET THEM COMPLETE IT THEMSELVES. T0Tand now... its MY turn to offend and give critics to ur ahem. to do list. this is called karma. for RUINING MY NIU YEAR'S RESOLUTION with all ur insensitive comments!!!! T-T#1) Finish this listhaha impossible one lor.#2) Jump off a cliff/airplane/whatevernice way to die.. really. but insurance doesnt cover that :D#3) Break into a private pool at midnight and go skinny dippingyeah. in years to come, that will be MY private pool and sure u get to do that, minus the break.#4) Get so drunk i pass outill disown u for that night :D too troublesome to take responsibility#5) Drive a yellow lamborghiniya. borrow mine -ego smile-#7) Sing in the rainu sing the rain stop O:#8) Break a law (shhhh)orhh horrrrrr!!!! tsk tsk tsk. i tell ur mummy!#9) Get a tatooCONSULT NICOLE. UR ILLEGAL TATTOOIST :)#10) Make love on the beachsettled this over msn liao lor :D#11) Solve a rubics cubehahhaa. this one!!! best joke of the day!!! 100%guarantee plus chop. CANNOT#12) Backpack in Europe-skeptical smile- 2.4 already dying. u sure this one can? #14) Name the drink after me"HI. ILL HAVE G.LAI PLEASE"#17) Learn a new languagevhad?!#19) Own a sleazy set of underwearsounds fun. i buy for u!:D#21) Spend a day eating only junkfooduh.#22) Send a message in a bottleahahah. din know u so lame.#23) Write my name on a wall, graffiti style.hmm... ur name too long. not nice.#24) Plant a tree-BARF!!~~~#25) Show public display of affectionok. approve.#26) Get a job i truly loveall kids, has an egg in their soul...~~~#27) Annoy my brother for a whole dayuh.#28) Master every song in Guitar Herosure cannot one#29) Go to an all-you-can-eat buffet, stay for breakfast, lunch, and dinnerok. good luck #30) write my willwah. planning to die alr ah. ILL BE UR INHERITANCE!:DGERLAI: I HATE U I H8 U I H8 U!!!!! for as long a lifetime allows me to. you've always made me so insecure. T-T one minute hating me, next minute loving me.. i just keep bleeding love.. keep keep bleeding. it hurts so much..my hearts crippled by the pain and yet i still love u! ahahaha.ok la.now u let me critisize u so.. ill love u back. :D
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HAPPY 牛 YEAR OH!
i just love that word pun yo!
u know.. after Gerlai asked me when im going to POST it..
HAVE I TOLD U THE STORY OF HOW POST IT PADS CAME ABOUT!?!?!? u know u know the sticky paper thing?:D:D:D
ahahahah ya la! i know damn lame. but blame my mom..shes the one who told me :d
whether u wanna believe it, its up to u. dont know hw true it is. :x
u see, last time POST IT company sold glue.. So to test the stickiness of the glue, they used it on paper..but it turned out to be a flop cos it wasnt sticky enough and hence nobody bought it. Then some smart ass pasted the paper on the wall and TA DA!!POST ITS WERE CREATED. BORN INTO THIS WORLD :D WRITE. PASTE. = POST IT!:D aahahah so handy. grats to that person.
HAHA. proceeding to the point in this post.
MY MUSHROOM HAS RECEIVED THE MOST BLESSED GIFT FOR THE NEW YEAR!:D
- touched to tears... thats my mushroom.. >< " -
A NEW BODY GUARD-CUM-CHAUFFEUR-CUM- DRIVER!
he made his vow to dedicate his time and service to serve the ROYAL MUSHROOM with sincerity and kindness. AWESOMEX.
i wanna be like Pokkie. T-T so chilled out.
what is this man! my pillow... T-T
TELL ME WHAT IS THIS MAN!!!! REALLY!!!! D:<<<<
got continuation cos of
Xiia0LaiiL@i. she wants a post for herself. D:
COOLIOZ
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Sunday, January 18, 2009
MY FREAKING CUTE APPLE STRUDEL BOX :D
ok byebye
MUSHIPOLL.
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Saturday, January 17, 2009
EH SERIOUSLY LA... T-T being 15 is not easy. ! HOMEWORK OUGHT TO BE ANNIHILATED!!! -with dramatic effects-
ok la, maybe it isn't so hard but c'mon, my holidays just ended a few weeks ago?! i NEED time to recover from my hibernation T-T not set my brain on fire. This is with special reference to weekend homework... Its abusing my physical state of mind! V_V so cruel right!
YOU SEE YOU SEE THIS MUSHROOM PAPER CLIP HERE!!!:D
so cute right?! ><" but those idiotic mushrooms cost $5.90. Can you believe it! $1 for one paper clip lehhhhh.
Its not very practical, but tell me... HOW CAN I EVER RESIST THEM!!! @_@ -mushroom fan goes weak-
ya la i know u all very smart.. thats why ur here to help me solve this very shroom-challenging question :D
BTW, i keep hearing marbles drop. Like u know, marbles rolling out of the bag and bouncing on the floor.. It always happens late at night? and its COMING FROM THE CEILING. :( getting more frequent too! T-T
PS: Melissa i know it wasnt u, but please tell me u have/know a logical reason for that, if not ill just freak. @@
this post got so many sad emoticons :(
FRESH BREATH GUIDE
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!!!!
Apparently, ive accumulated enough persuasions and beggings to resume blogging again. :D
CONGRATULATIONS TO MUA~~ -wolf whistle-
gosh..i should start a fan site. xD
HAHA.. im too lazy to continue my episodes today, but im sure in the mood to flaunt MY BRILLIANT AND VERY PROMISING MOUTH WASH!:D
be entertained...BE VERY ENTERTAINED. -specially directed to those who have nothing better to do and had been bugging me the past few days-
WARNING: HIGH GROSS RATE. NOT FOR GERM FREAKS
Dental pH is unique (i agree :D)
Its unique formula powerfully pulls bacteria and debris that can cause bad breath, plaque and gum disease from the mouth. See what's removed in the sink as proof that it works.
seeeee. the colour so cool right! me likey :D
UP TO 18 HOURS FRESH BREATH!>:D
STEP 1: shake shake shake shake shake shake shake the whole bottle like mad. Until it turns one colour!>< 
ADVANCE FORMULA ACTIVATED!^^ WHOOOOO.
Now, THE NEXT BIG STEP TO SUCCESS...
Half fill the cap.
ahahha! of course pour it out la. then stand there an wait for it to auto-transfer to ur mouth meh?!
STEP 3: Rinse for 30 secs
STEP 4: Gargle for 30 secs
30 sec is the charm! SEE RESULTS!
pinkie bacteria :O
W.O.W!
can see can see!?ahahah! so amazing right!
See the evidence, feel the freshness :)
NOW I HAVE FRESH BREATH FOR 18HOURS. WHEEEHEHEHEH. Free breaths for everyone!:D
my super agents settling down ><" so pretty. xD AND I TELL U AH. i lost my phone usb cable T-T but i know its definitely in my house.. just somewhere... around..OR MAYBE STUPID KITTY ATE IT?!@~@ so for now, i cant update any photos.. -breaksdown-
As a filler for now, i show u my COOL DISCOVERY!
the tv hand dryer @ cineleisure! OMG SO POWER RIGHT!??!!?!?!?!
ahahah ok fine la-_- i know its been there for so long alr. Those who'd seen it a thousand times, just shut up and let the slow ones take in and enjoy this joyous moment of discovery. eh its really so awesome lor. Can stand there and watch. the inventor of this is genius! He even considered peoples feelings..go make sure they not bored while drying their hands.... -TOUCHED TO TEARS-
ADVERT;
COCKROACH IN UR BATHTUB?
FEAR NOT! CALL 1800-POK-KIE.8989-000 NOW!
FOC! one and only in the world -v^^v
Ps geraldine junior : someday youll learn to appreciate and love me. the time will come, once u mature and understand how great ur senior here is. :d
Pps geraldine xiao lai lai: who the hell gave u permission to comment on my 2009 resolutions arh?!!?!!?everyone, keep ur books away when she comes near. SHE WILL UTTERLY DESTROY ANYTHING
ppps: i still havent take my nap because of this stupid post leh. :(
