DINNER DISASTER
HELLO! Just a little reminder to all :D
i'm not lazy, (or worse) dead la!!! just very VERY busy ok!xD
Anyway, my first attempt in making home-cooked western food is OFFICIALLY a flop :(
Told my maid to cook THE fish and boil POTATO but somewhere....along the line, i fell asleep and when i woke up, 4 damned fish and 4 damn potatoes were served.Even Pokkie cant stuff that much food into his expandable belly D:<
MUST SEEEE.
Any o hows, its a flop cos ya la, the amount she gave is severely way off my appetite scale.
and notice, the potatoes are SKINLESS.
The 3 fat potatoes presented their naked self to me ZOMG. SHAMELESS!! so disgusted-
Then there was this bowl of giant spring onion pieces. unknowingly, i poured almost the whole bowl into the potato.
Thinking, the more spring onions, the more it will enhance the flavour.. but HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WILL TURN OUT SO BITTERRRRRRRR. T-T
part 2. complained about th size and my maid ended up giving me spring onion juice instead of slicing them up into smaller pieces==awesomexzxzx man. btw, its supposed to be eaten with chives, NOT SPRING ONIONS. XD
Next, as u can see, theres an absence of bacon bits ._. a very tragic news for me, for u, for everyone T-T
In the pototo thing, bacon bits are of the essence!!!!! HOW CAN IT NOT BE THEREEEEEEE!?!?!?!?-pek chek-
THE FISH
has no tartar sauce...........
one home-cooked dinner got so many things to rant about, i think Boo Rabbit veli cute. xp
A pocketful of mushrooms
ARGHHHH. Ive got so many accumulated drafts.. i WILL DIE T-T
The pile- start date: Dec 2008.
end date: Infinity
ZOMG>_>
got the mushroom clips. the shoes. the phone. the taiwan episodes. the pics charmaine demands.... so many others and the list still goes on!
._. REMEMBER THE JANUARY 17 POST?!?!?!!? my mushroom clip poll. -__-
I BOUGHT IT. WHOOOOHOOOOO!! :D:D:D
bought it like the week after the poll. NOT RECENTLY OK!
ALL MINE. IN POSSESSION. MUAHAHAH the magnificent mushrooms in the mighty hand!:D
ahhh cannot take it. damn cute!
very practical ^^
and entertaining.
wots in this picture?
-stupid yellow staple bullet sun
-cute smiley cloud pegs
-2 mutant mushrooms (oversized)
-retarded tree with only 7 leaves
- 1 black n 1 grey kitty stuck on top of that retarded tree
-sun bear attempting to push the tree down to eat the 2 kitties
-panda hiding behind mutant mushroom (rationale:scared of bear)
-black bear eating poor white kitty
-a herd of zebras swarming round mutant mushroom 2.
-pig's pen with 3 pigs of different colour.
-river-grown mushroom
-2 turtles escaping
-3 ducks still unaware of the..
-out-of-place POLAR BEARS
Chocolatier
HELLO!!!
Today, I present to you,
A PIECE OF HEAVEN :DLet the pictures do the talking yo!In order to get up there, you have to follow these critical steps closely.
#1 Head over to White Dog Cafe at Vivo City (hoho free adverts)
#2 Order the Chocolate cake thingy (cant rmb name) but its $5.90 :D:D
#3 Once served, immediately whip ur phone out and snap a picture of YOUR own piece of heaven. Like this.
#4 scoop a small portion of ice cream and chocolate cake and put it in ur mouth
#5 Chew slowly and wait for the hot chocolate to ooze out
#6 Savour every bite and ull be on ur way to heaven. Guaranteed :D
15/06/08
A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
ZOMG. i Nicole Yeo, hereby declare that today, 1st March 2009, is my SWAY-EST day, up to date for 2009.
Really u know! consecutive events... T-T all come and make me suffer one after another!!!
okok it all started like this....
-I left keke's house, heading home :D:D happy! (but have no idea how to get home)
-SO ,relying on Carrot's instructions, i took the bus. Alighted 2 stops after.
Unfortunate event numba #1: LOST.
-was at north star school. @_@ i know its somewhere near my house but no idea which direction to head..
and so i called my mother for advice.
Unfortunate event numba #2: After wasting a massive amount of heart cells to cross the over-head bridge(scared of H.E.I.G.H.T.S), i realised my efforts were in vain. T-T wrong direction. the buses were heading back to whr i came from. -_-
Unfortunate event numba #3: killed another batch of heart cells... wa lao.. each step i take, can feel the concrete steps move lor! T-T anyway, walked back and found out that the bus stop didnt have any info thingy. so, i didnt know which buses goes whr :(
Unfortunate event numba #4: still raining frogs and monkeys... ... ... walked under the rain, ALONE. some more so dark. ><" walked right up to this constructiony area. I thought the path i was on was having some construction work going on cos got so many poles and signs, so i u-turned back to the other path.
-frustrated- AND U KNOW WHAT I SAW WHEN I WAS AT THAT PATH?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!
Sign board: PEDESTRIANS PLEASE USE THE OTHER WAY [arrow points at whr i came from]
-hysterical scream, pulls hair out-
Unfortunate event numba #5: ENDED UP AT OLD AIRPORT ROAD. omg!!! which was way further than where i was la! (dont forget, still raining)
Unfortunate event numba #6: Got so frustrated, finally decided to take a cab to Grandlink to have my chicken chop. (ya la i know very stupid.-.- OAR so many nice food don't want, rather go somewhere else to eat) and the taxi driver just had to ask me this," Ah ger ah, wheres grandlink?o.o how to spell? u direct me ok?"
..and i suppose, under some miscommunications, i ended up across Grandlink instead of in front of it, where my longed for shelter is. T-T heaven is too cruel.
Unfortunate event numba #7: From where i was, i could see it.. T-T i saw it, and was immediately tossed into and abyss of depression. (memorized compo phrase)
MY CHICKEN CHOP SHOP WAS CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!T-T
so bad to me lor! i specially come just to buy ur chicken then u close!:( :( :(
Unfortunate event numba #8: went for plan B. Buy my chicken from opp. grandlink. ARNOLDS. took quite sometime to make my order. i just wanna change the side to mash potatoes, and the bill turned out to be $10+ . Not happy, talk talk talk, then change to $11 ! even worst! Actual price was $6. add one stupid mash $4.. CRAZY AH! i just want the stupid potato also cannot!T-T but in the end at least i paid the original price. ^^
-cant really say this is unfortunate, but don't care! just say! xD-
Unfortunate event numba #9: ULTRA SUPER DUPER HAPPY. got my dinner :D
Also thinking that that was the end of my misfortunes.
-walks down the stairs-
SPLASH!!!!SHSHSHSHH!!!SHIT.
-_________________________- Oh.My.God. N0Oo0O0oOo0o (echoes)
landed myself in this huge puddle of water.
and cos i placed all my weight on that cursed foot, the impact/effect was so great, too great for the poor nikoo. MY ALREADY SOGGY FEET GOT DRENCHED KNEE DOWNWARDS T-T T-T T-T T-T (4 ratings)
忍忍忍忍 TAHAN!
comfort for the mind : nvm go home got chicken to eat!:DD
and to confirm that today is my WORST,SUFFERABLE, SWAY-EST DAY EVER,
[read out line by line with a pause after each. sound as miserable and pathetic as possible]
i opened the box
and found
no
mash potatoes *(heart break combo x1)
instead,
theres two
coleslaws *(heart break combo x2)
one less
drumstick. *(heart break combo x3)
replaced by
breast meat *(heart break combo x4)
no utensils *(heart break combo x5)
NEGATIVE THOUGHT: " wah. must be that girl hate me.. then trying to get rid of me asap. thats why she say ya ya got mash potato.."
T-T *(heart break combo x6)
today cannot laugh at u all alr T-T
