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NICOLE YEO
11th March
nicoleyeo_1994@hotmail.com

On the high side of life :D




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EVIL TWIN: Jody
CLONE: Samantha cousin
FROG: Melissa
SHOPPING BUDDY: Geraldine
GRUMBLING PARTNER: Danielle
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    skin by kelara
    base codes by heroine
    TOPIC-LESS
    __ Saturday, October 24, 2009

    HEYO !:D
    MUSHROOM IS IN DA HOUSE.

    no special purpose or whatsoever for this post..so everything all kachang puteh mix together one :D


    IM SO GONNA complete(?) my 2009 resolution. I ASSURE ALL OF U MAN.
    Dont u come and raise one of ur eyebrow and give me
    that skeptical look..
    I, NICOLE YEO, IS DEFINITELY GONNA PROVE U ALL WRONG.

    ill read my 20 novels and then laugh in ur face.HAH.


    i just realised, i barely have any photos of me or the koos skating on ice.
    WOW WOW WOW MUSHROOM ON ICE?!ITS POSSIBLE?
    -.- sad, so wasted man.

    i dont even have a photo of my sexy white skates :(



    OH BTW, this is worth announcing:D
    I CAN PROUDLY AND GLADLY SAY THAT, POKKIE IS OFFICIALLY BACK IN OPERATION!!
    as the roach-buster :D



    u see him! so cute right! he still caught the curtain even when there's nothing there xD
    better glorify pokkie :D
    he saved my mom and i the agony from killing another roachy.
    COOL RIGHT! whats more, its free! no need to buy baygon spray
    pokkie will kill AND dispose it off.
    you'll just know it that he'd done a good deed, when u hear the crunch. :D

    AND HERES MY AWESOME GOD-LIKE CAT TO YOU
    -beams-

    new velvet collar leh! xD


    ohohohoh see my bruised burger :O
    so poor thing right.
    it would have otherwise been a flawless-skin burger



    PS: im suddenly in the letter writing craze! hohoho!
    anyone free write to me okay! waahahah :D

    P.P.S: i relinked muahha. all the dead links removed as well >:D hiak hiak hiak

    P.P.P.S: go http://boguslotus.livejournal.com/ :D
    advert for yushes n jaiho jo
    free leh.

    HAHA. i laugh at you

    beesea
    __ Sunday, October 11, 2009

    SEE LA. BROKE THE HIATUS :(
    all whose fault ah!

    im doing this to entertain all u bored and free people...D:
    -ahem ahem expecting a thank you letter from u mel!-


    i give u all quick update on whats going on in my fungus-infested life okay!
    serve as a reminder that i actually do have a life :D
    cant wait to be promoted to advance slacker after eoy

    PAST
    OBS
    ECP
    CCA STAND DOWN
    SINFUL CHOCOLATE BROWNIE
    ENGLISH
    CHINESE
    E MATHS PAPER1
    SOCIAL STUDIES
    HISTORY
    LITERATURE P1

    CURRENT [till 16th]
    LITERATURE P2
    CHINESE ORAL
    EMATHS PAPER 2
    ENGLISH ORAL
    CHEMISTRY
    BIOLOGY
    A MATHS
    CYBER HIATUS
    LETTER WRITING:D

    FUTURE
    TENNIS WITH SAMTHIAN
    BDAY PARTY
    PRAWNING WITH CHARM

    GERLAI BDAY PARTY
    CHARM BDAY PARTY
    JOEY BDAY PARTY
    ICE SKATING (RESUME)
    SHOPPING WITH GER
    SHOPPING WITH MEL
    SHOPPING WITH SIN HUI
    SHOPPING WITH CHERMAINE
    SHOPPING WITH PIGGYMUSH
    DATE WITH THE KOOS
    DRESS FOR SYLVIA
    THE LINE WITH MOM
    OVERSEAS WITH COUSIN(?)
    MOVIE WITH DANIELLE
    OUTING WITH NERISSA
    CHOIR COMM BONDING 2
    STRUCTURED LESSONS
    CHOIR CAMP
    PIANO EXAM


    haha seems like im busier after exams. :O
    faster book ur dates with me!~~ LOL

    5 DAY HIATUS SHALL COMMENCE. GUDBAI~

    HAHA. i laugh at you

    __ Wednesday, August 5, 2009



    ADOLF HITLER-LOOKALIKE.



    Attention: This is just for humour purpose. Dont come after me. ._.

    HAHA. i laugh at you

    __ Monday, July 20, 2009

    HARLOLLOL. yes i know you've all been missing my cyber presence but to further disappoint u guys, i don't think i'll be posting so often. whadya expect :( im busier than the bumble bee. But not to worry, cos ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER :) u have my love.


    What urged me to blog today is solely all thanks to the sickening cockroach, once again. Its a disgusting topic but what can i do if the problem keeps resurfacing?! T-T WANT TO DIE.

    PROBLEMS:
    1. Dumpster beside my house is the source of all cockroaches
    2. 1800-POK-KIE-0123 hotline no longer exists
    3. Cockroaches never fail to appear when im alone


    RIGHT. so yest, before i tucked in (really late) , i went to brushie my teethie.

    Opened the bathroom door and to my utter horror, a big black spot
    (which could only be a cockroach) was lying at the edge, overturned.
    thinking it was alr dead, i bent down to double check. unfortunately when i did so, it sprang back to life. UP AND MOVING!



    i couldnt scream cos that would wake everyone up.
    TWO CHOICES
    .
    Either my life, my mom was going to take

    OR the cockroach's, i have to take

    i beg for your understanding, the suffering i had gone through.


    :( i so poor thing leh. stand outside the toilet, in the dark, c
    urling my toes.
    cannot waste time so i grabbed my laundry basket, opened the door an
    d threw the basket on top of the cockroach. and then i start shaking the basket to make sure the cockroach was minced. T-T BUT...
    the bloody cockroach managed to escape.

    i squeaked ok!
    then flung the basket towards the cockroach then hurry slam the door again.

    it was like. facing death, kind of fear. u either die, or save urself.

    and so, i armed myself with defence for my next encounter with it. Grabbed the ugliest pair of shoes i saw [sry mummy] , opened the door and to my half delight half disgust, i have actually already slayed the cockroach with my 2nd basket-hurling attempt.

    i dont know which is worst. :/ a live cockroach sneaking around, or sharing the bathroom with a dead, grotesque-looking disembowelled cockroach that has slime/blood/juice trail all over.
    nevertheless, I HAVE SAVED THE DAY!


    ** suffered THE TRAUMA.. jelly legs... T-T


    SO, THE QUESTION IS, WHERE WAS POKKIE ALL THIS WHILE?! in such cruel times of need. just where the hell is he!?


    hmm. creeping around..



    ... emptying the dustbin to relax in it.


    oh. and peeing illegally.
    i saw him squirting the yellow liquid out.
    nature truly is perfect. it was a perfect 180 deg thin yellow line.(distance from butt to surface of lift)
    and then abandoning the disaster zone.



    just to let you know, Mr cockroach and his family are quite well fed. All of them are about this size.



    SO NOTICABLE ON THE GREAT WALL OF WHITENESS. the pillar is really huge. try imagining the size of the pest.






    T-T




    to end this post on a lighter note.

    i found my best friend in maple!:D so cute right!:D:D
    ps. couldnt mosaic the names cos i dont have ps -.-

    HAHA. i laugh at you

    Holiday mood
    __ Wednesday, June 10, 2009

    YO! As promised, I'm blogging.



    Took me a lot of energy to pull myself together to do this okay!


    arghh. u know... okay la everybody, knows that the weather is so irritating. >:[ Its so hot it kills
    omg.

    Let me tell you what i've been up to this holiday :D

    a little late but it doesnt change the fact that there are actually cute and hot guys in Asia. Just gave me hope again!xD
    i watched Boys Over Flowers leh. My 2nd Korean drama. whahahah.
    Presenting the apparent hot favourites






    HOHOHO! and its not just their looks that kill, they have talents. zomg.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I tell u ah, theres a very irritating and loser-ish girl named Charmaine Loh Min Wei, A.K.A CHARMANDA that exists in this small world. very unfortunate,
    yes. Kept bugging me day and night and night and day to post the pictures that we took.-_-
    dont believe? check the tagbox.


    i bet she just wants everyone to see her *ahem bee-yoo-tea-fool face thats all.



    comrades :O



    classic bimbo shot

    thrilling day.


    aiya-.- the rest u go facebook and see la.stupid.


    and im playing MAPLE again! ahaha.well i always do, during most holidays.

    GIANT owl




    hmm..this holiday ah...shall i say, lifeless?
    june hols= 4 weeks off.
    1st week; chiong tuition, choir bbq, p6 cluster camp.
    left 3 weeks.
    4th week; structured lessons, bio workshop, chiong hmk (for sure one)
    left 2weeks.
    2nd and 3rd week; finish 7 subjects of hmk. possible,possible? IMPOSSIBLE.



    MOURNING SESSION
    as some of you already know, i misplaced my mushroom keychain. the one and only unique one. T-T
    determined to find it, or buy it again, i held back my tears.
    yesterday, i found out that the shop i bought it from, closed down.
    yesterday, i also found out that that was the only outlet in singapore.
    all i can do now is mourn over the loss of my darling mushroom. our fates have twisted T-T

    i miss u my small eyed mushroom T-T

    i very sad now :(

    HAHA. i laugh at you

    __ Thursday, April 16, 2009

    WAKE UP CALL.
    SYF.

    At least everyones awake now....

    HAHA. i laugh at you

    GLITTER DISASTER
    __ Sunday, April 12, 2009

    HELLO mushroom fan's fans :D

    Today, a devastating disaster occured. It's called--THE GLITTER DISASTER~



    Being the good person i always am, i finally mustered much of my courage and decided to..
    -takes in deep breath-
    reopen Ah Lai's present.

    -must put ur present to good use :D
    and so, OOOHhh WAIT. I HAVE PICTURES! YESSS! THE INEVITABLE TRUTH OF HER EVILLE DOINGS! THE SIGHTINGS FROM THE DISASTER!



    doesnt look too bad here but remember, all the glistens is not gold[literal meaning]



    EXISTENCE OF A PILE OF GLITTER.
    ok la, this one considered not that bad already. Looks quite pretty actually xD


    DAZZLING DAZZLING

    and not to forget, Inspector Kaypo had to investigate on the case.(standing in the space where the present was)

    THANK GOD AH LAI U NEVER PUT THE GLITTER INTO THE COIN BANK . XD


    Speaking of glitter disaster, it reminds me of a more tragic one that happened in primary sch.Its definitely after PSLE, when we were helping our teacher decorate stuff. My group was incharge of the glue-ing, sprinkling and pasting and i remember damn clearly...i was dipping paper into glitter and then GLITTER MONSTER hah disgusting colour for u!had to come (Chermaine- who then thought she was a fairy princess and hence MUST be closely related to sparkly stuff). Fairy Princess wannabe got so excited over the glitter bottles we had that she snatched all (yes, all of it) and poured it into her hands and mixed.. and mixed.. :)
    well just so u didnt know what came next, she poured the glitter (fairy dust in Glitter monster's terms) ONTO MY HEAD ==
    Sadly, not realising how much trouble she was asking, she innocently said" I MADE UR HAIR SPARKLY! AWW.. Nikoo now u look like a princess too!" =="
    and then she proceeded to glitterize herself ==""""""""

    BEAUTIFUL DISASTER-END




    hoho.

    eh.. i still have my bravo 3h bus ride from Parkway to Paya Leber story to share! (ill do that later i hope >< )


    MOVING ON TO GREATER AND MORE IMPORTANT THINGS.

    >All the best Drama for SYF!
    >All the best Dance for SYF!
    >All the best CO for SYF!

    >All the best Dear Choir for SYF!
    lol must start with 'D' too.
    IM GONNA GO ON A FRIED,OILY.HEATY,SORE-THROAT-CAUSING FOOD HIATUS.must exercise self-control for this 1 precious week and DONT ANY OF U DARE TO TEMPT ME.
    To choir: AHHHHHHH its the real thing now! Must make our efforts fruitful! -ok nvm i shall write this part on the choir blog =.= -


    HEE.SO EGGCITED!Mu Xin gonna help me make-up on that day :D:D:D veli pretty one leh! xD
    hahahah i bought the double eyelid sticker thingy cos as said by the expert, single eyelids very hard to put on makeup.


    I look at myself and wonder, why do i have one double eyelid, and one single eyelid??
    And its so stupid because apparently the answer to that still remains unknown
    Noticed mom's double eyelids-
    Me: Mao, does daddy have double eyelids?
    Mom: Yeah
    Me: Mao.. then does Ah kong have double eyelids?
    Mom: yes...
    Me: ehh.. then Ah Ma leh? Daddy's parents?
    Mom: yes my dear all have.
    Me: Even your siblings? ALL?
    Mom: ya la! my family all very beautiful one. like me
    Me: -.- then Daddy's siblings leh!? (slightly paranoid tone)
    Mom: YES ALL. I SAID ALL HAVE!!(irritated)
    Me: huh... then grandpa's parents leh?Ah kong's parents too?!?
    Mom: Yes-.- =.= -.- =.=
    Me: HUH. SURE ANOT.THEN COUSINS LEH?! ANY OF MY COUSINS SINGLE EYELID?
    Mom: None lor. only Nicholas. eh wait. he also got double
    .
    Me:
    THEN WHERE THE HELL DID I INHERIT THE SINGLE SINGLE EYELID FROM?!!?!GENE-GIVER BETTER OWN UP!!!D:< series of random stuff.
    OH MY MORTAL!I GOT U UR PRESENT ALREADY! too bad all the cute chocolate eggs from Marks n Spencer were sold out alr :(

    I feel so satisfied with myself. For the past few days, Ive been sleeping alot. Like whenever i get the chance to, i sleep. Really love the feeling of doing absolutely nothing but just slping. Must do it more often :D not to mention, i slpt my weekend away :D IM LOVIN IT. work not done. too bad.

    DA POKKIEMON CLUB ALL THE WAY!^^ hhaaahah


    k la. i go slp alr. my new fav pastime.


    ps: GERBO. in need of serious shopping. u not doing ur job well as my shopping buddy!:( DEPRIVED.OF.THE.OUTSIDE.WORLD.ahahah sound so pathetic. but true.INCLUSIVE OF MOVIE MARATHON!!! I so know where to collect that popcorn card alr lor!xD

    p.p.s: Charmanda. i will post the pictures one day. i promise! someday!just keep reminding me :d

    p.p.p.s: Lim Melissa Jen: haha intended to say this on ur tag but i guess, the box is too small for these mighty and wise words of mine.

    "Ahahah cold lame joke of urs. Anw, I saw u by the roadside today u know. Screamed my lungs out but guess what my mom said.”AIYO! THE FROG SO SMALL..STEP THEN DIE LO.I GIVE BIRTH TO U GIVE ME BIG HEADACHE, IN THE END UR COURAGE ALSO SO SMALL!”



    tatatata!

    HAHA. i laugh at you

    MT. HMK
    __ Thursday, April 2, 2009

    OMG. since everyone else is reporting on today's homework explosion, i think i should do the same too.


    i shouldnt even be online._.


    MIND-BLOWING...
    ENERGY DRAINING...
    MT. HOMEWORK OUTSTANDING...
    BRAIN CELLS COLLASPING...
    POKKIE SLEEPING...
    STRESS-LEVEL INCREASING...

    I AM DYING...


    i still shouldnt be online. T-T

    HAHA. i laugh at you

    DINNER DISASTER
    __ Tuesday, March 31, 2009

    HELLO! Just a little reminder to all :D

    i'm not lazy, (or worse) dead la!!! just very VERY busy ok!xD


    Anyway, my first attempt in making home-cooked western food is OFFICIALLY a flop :(

    Told my maid to cook THE fish and boil POTATO but somewhere....along the line, i fell asleep and when i woke up, 4 damned fish and 4 damn potatoes were served.Even Pokkie cant stuff that much food into his expandable belly D:<



    MUST SEEEE.

    Any o hows, its a flop cos ya la, the amount she gave is severely way off my appetite scale.

    and notice, the potatoes are SKINLESS.
    The 3 fat potatoes presented their naked self to me ZOMG. SHAMELESS!! so disgusted-

    Then there was this bowl of giant spring onion pieces. unknowingly, i poured almost the whole bowl into the potato.
    Thinking, the more spring onions, the more it will enhance the flavour.. but HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WILL TURN OUT SO BITTERRRRRRRR. T-T
    part 2. complained about th size and my maid ended up giving me spring onion juice instead of slicing them up into smaller pieces==awesomexzxzx man. btw, its supposed to be eaten with chives, NOT SPRING ONIONS. XD

    Next, as u can see, theres an absence of bacon bits ._. a very tragic news for me, for u, for everyone T-T
    In the pototo thing, bacon bits are of the essence!!!!! HOW CAN IT NOT BE THEREEEEEEE!?!?!?!?-pek chek-

    THE FISH



    has no tartar sauce...........





    one home-cooked dinner got so many things to rant about, i think Boo Rabbit veli cute. xp

    HAHA. i laugh at you

    A pocketful of mushrooms
    __ Thursday, March 19, 2009

    ARGHHHH. Ive got so many accumulated drafts.. i WILL DIE T-T

    The pile- start date: Dec 2008.
    end date: Infinity

    ZOMG>_>
    got the mushroom clips. the shoes. the phone. the taiwan episodes. the pics charmaine demands.... so many others and the list still goes on!


    ._. REMEMBER THE JANUARY 17 POST?!?!?!!? my mushroom clip poll. -__-
    I BOUGHT IT. WHOOOOHOOOOO!! :D:D:D
    bought it like the week after the poll. NOT RECENTLY OK!





    ALL MINE. IN POSSESSION. MUAHAHAH the magnificent mushrooms in the mighty hand!:D


    ahhh cannot take it. damn cute!


    very practical ^^


    and entertaining.
    wots in this picture?
    -stupid yellow staple bullet sun
    -cute smiley cloud pegs
    -2 mutant mushrooms (oversized)
    -retarded tree with only 7 leaves
    - 1 black n 1 grey kitty stuck on top of that retarded tree
    -sun bear attempting to push the tree down to eat the 2 kitties
    -panda hiding behind mutant mushroom (rationale:scared of bear)
    -black bear eating poor white kitty
    -a herd of zebras swarming round mutant mushroom 2.
    -pig's pen with 3 pigs of different colour.
    -river-grown mushroom
    -2 turtles escaping
    -3 ducks still unaware of the..
    -out-of-place POLAR BEARS

    HAHA. i laugh at you

    Chocolatier
    __ Monday, March 9, 2009

    HELLO!!!




    Today, I present to you, A PIECE OF HEAVEN :D


    Let the pictures do the talking yo!




    In order to get up there, you have to follow these critical steps closely.



    #1 Head over to White Dog Cafe at Vivo City (hoho free adverts)
    #2 Order the Chocolate cake thingy (cant rmb name) but its $5.90 :D:D
    #3 Once served, immediately whip ur phone out and snap a picture of YOUR own piece of heaven. Like this.




    #4 scoop a small portion of ice cream and chocolate cake and put it in ur mouth
    #5 Chew slowly and wait for the hot chocolate to ooze out
    #6 Savour every bite and ull be on ur way to heaven. Guaranteed :D

    HAHA. i laugh at you

    15/06/08
    __ Tuesday, March 3, 2009

    Mom: Eh how come you got so many moles??
    Me: MIRROR!?!?!?!?MIRROR?!!?!?!!?
    Mom: on the wall :D

    -___- a gist of how it feels like, having a lame mother

    HAHA. i laugh at you

    A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
    __ Sunday, March 1, 2009

    ZOMG.  i Nicole Yeo, hereby declare that today, 1st March 2009, is my SWAY-EST day, up to date for 2009.



    Really u know! consecutive events... T-T all come and make me suffer one after another!!!

    okok it all started like this....



    -I left keke's house, heading home :D:D happy! (but have no idea how to get home)
    -SO ,relying on Carrot's instructions, i took the bus. Alighted 2 stops after.


    Unfortunate event numba #1: LOST.  
    -was at north star school. @_@ i know its somewhere near my house but no idea which direction to head..

    and so i called my mother for advice.


    Unfortunate event numba #2: After wasting a massive amount of heart cells to cross the over-head bridge(scared of H.E.I.G.H.T.S), i realised my efforts were in vain. T-T wrong direction. the buses were heading back to whr i came from. -_-



    Unfortunate event numba #3: killed another batch of heart cells... wa lao.. each step i take, can feel the concrete steps move lor! T-T anyway, walked back and found out that the bus stop didnt have any info thingy. so, i didnt know which buses goes whr  :(



    Unfortunate event numba #4:  still raining frogs and monkeys... ... ... walked under the rain, ALONE. some more so dark. ><" walked right up to this constructiony area. I thought the path i was on was having some construction work going on cos got so many poles and signs, so i u-turned back to the other path.
     -frustrated- AND U KNOW WHAT I SAW WHEN I WAS AT THAT PATH?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!
    Sign board: PEDESTRIANS PLEASE USE THE OTHER WAY [arrow points at whr i came from] 
    -hysterical scream, pulls hair out-


    Unfortunate event numba #5: ENDED UP AT OLD AIRPORT ROAD. omg!!! which was way further than where i was la! (dont forget, still raining)


    Unfortunate event numba #6:  Got so frustrated, finally decided to take a cab to Grandlink to have my chicken chop. (ya la i know very stupid.-.- OAR so many nice food don't want, rather go somewhere else to eat) and the taxi driver just had to ask me this," Ah ger ah, wheres grandlink?o.o how to spell? u direct me ok?" 
    ..and i suppose, under some miscommunications, i ended up across Grandlink instead of in front of it, where my longed for shelter is. T-T heaven is too cruel.


    Unfortunate event numba #7:  From where i was, i could see it.. T-T i saw it, and was immediately tossed into and abyss of depression. (memorized compo phrase)

    MY CHICKEN CHOP SHOP WAS CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!T-T 
    so bad to me lor! i specially come just to buy ur chicken then u close!:( :( :(


    Unfortunate event numba #8:  went for plan B. Buy my chicken from opp. grandlink. ARNOLDS. took quite sometime to make my order. i just wanna change the side to mash potatoes, and the bill turned out to be $10+ . Not happy, talk talk talk, then change to $11 ! even worst! Actual price was $6. add one stupid mash $4.. CRAZY AH! i just want the stupid potato also cannot!T-T but in the end at least i paid the original price. ^^  
    -cant really say this is unfortunate, but don't care! just say! xD-


    Unfortunate event numba #9: ULTRA SUPER DUPER HAPPY. got my dinner :D 
    Also thinking that that was the end of my misfortunes.
    -walks down the stairs-
    SPLASH!!!!SHSHSHSHH!!!SHIT.
    -_________________________- Oh.My.God. N0Oo0O0oOo0o (echoes)

    landed myself in this huge puddle of water.
    and cos i placed all my weight on that cursed foot, the impact/effect was so great, too great for the poor nikoo. MY ALREADY SOGGY FEET GOT DRENCHED KNEE DOWNWARDS T-T T-T T-T T-T  (4 ratings)


    忍忍忍忍 TAHAN!
    comfort for the mind : nvm go home got chicken to eat!:DD



    and to confirm that today is my WORST,SUFFERABLE,  SWAY-EST DAY EVER,
    [read out line by line with a pause after each. sound as miserable and pathetic as possible] 


    i opened the box
    and found
    no 
    mash potatoes  *(heart break combo x1)
    instead,
    theres two 
    coleslaws *(heart break combo x2)
    one less 
    drumstick. *(heart break combo x3)
    replaced by
    breast meat *(heart break combo x4)
    no utensils *(heart break combo x5)

    NEGATIVE THOUGHT: " wah. must be that girl hate me.. then trying to get rid of me asap. thats why she say ya ya got mash potato.."
    T-T *(heart break combo x6)



    today cannot laugh at u all alr T-T 

    HAHA. i laugh at you

    __ Friday, January 30, 2009

    I feel so ashamed. i really am.

    i just realised how i used to misinterpret the words for the song ''My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean".

    LOL! FOR 7 YEARS, i tell you, SEVEN MIGHTY YEARS, ive been singing it like that.

    -happy happy, smile smile-

    My body lies over the ocean...

    My body lies over the sea....

    My body lies over the ocean...

    Oh bring back my body to meeeeeeeee~~~ (goes off key)

    Bring back.. oh bring back~!!!

    Oh bring back my body to meeeeeeee.

    yep, and no one corrected me. no kidding! ._.

    and yes, realisation hit me when i listened and understood the lyrics. Haha ya la last time young, people sing something, then we also always happy happy sing along..wont even care even if singing it wrong lor! I BET U ALL USED TO BE LIKE THAT ALSO LOR. DONT BLUFF.

    so as i grew wiser, i began to think more.

    My body lies over the ocean... o.o?! huh? float in the ocean..?!
    My body lies over the sea.... sun tanning?!
    My body lies over the ocean...i dun understand. T-T
    Oh bring back my body to meeeeeeeee~~~ (goes off key) OMG! so im like some kind of soul la.. begging for me body back.
    Bring back.. oh bring back~!!! from the ocean and sea? why! huh?
    Oh bring back my body to meeeeeeee. this is definitely wrong.

    and thus! i now know its bonnie and not body. dont worry :D

    HAHA. i laugh at you

    Xiia0LaiiL@iz
    __ Monday, January 26, 2009

    In response to my (sad to say) best friend's have-not-reached-101-things-to-do-before-she-dies-list,



    i do have ONE wish :0 only one, as compared to the 100 things she will do.

    HOMEWORK, PLEASE LET THEM COMPLETE IT THEMSELVES. T0T





    and now... its MY turn to offend and give critics to ur ahem. to do list.




    this is called karma. for RUINING MY NIU YEAR'S RESOLUTION with all ur insensitive comments!!!! T-T



    #1) Finish this list

    haha impossible one lor.

    #2) Jump off a cliff/airplane/whatever

    nice way to die.. really. but insurance doesnt cover that :D

    #3) Break into a private pool at midnight and go skinny dipping

    yeah. in years to come, that will be MY private pool and sure u get to do that, minus the break.

    #4) Get so drunk i pass out

    ill disown u for that night :D too troublesome to take responsibility

    #5) Drive a yellow lamborghini

    ya. borrow mine -ego smile-

    #7) Sing in the rain

    u sing the rain stop O:

    #8) Break a law (shhhh)

    orhh horrrrrr!!!! tsk tsk tsk. i tell ur mummy!

    #9) Get a tatoo

    CONSULT NICOLE. UR ILLEGAL TATTOOIST :)

    #10) Make love on the beach

    settled this over msn liao lor :D

    #11) Solve a rubics cube

    hahhaa. this one!!! best joke of the day!!! 100%guarantee plus chop. CANNOT

    #12) Backpack in Europe

    -skeptical smile- 2.4 already dying. u sure this one can?

    #14) Name the drink after me

    "HI. ILL HAVE G.LAI PLEASE"

    #17) Learn a new language

    vhad?!

    #19) Own a sleazy set of underwear

    sounds fun. i buy for u!:D

    #21) Spend a day eating only junkfood

    uh.

    #22) Send a message in a bottle

    ahahah. din know u so lame.

    #23) Write my name on a wall, graffiti style.

    hmm... ur name too long. not nice.

    #24) Plant a tree

    -BARF!!~~~

    #25) Show public display of affection

    ok. approve.

    #26) Get a job i truly love

    all kids, has an egg in their soul...~~~

    #27) Annoy my brother for a whole day

    uh.

    #28) Master every song in Guitar Hero

    sure cannot one

    #29) Go to an all-you-can-eat buffet, stay for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

    ok. good luck

    #30) write my will

    wah. planning to die alr ah. ILL BE UR INHERITANCE!:D




    GERLAI: I HATE U I H8 U I H8 U!!!!! for as long a lifetime allows me to.

    you've always made me so insecure. T-T one minute hating me, next minute loving me.. i just keep bleeding love.. keep keep bleeding. it hurts so much..

    my hearts crippled by the pain and yet i still love u! ahahaha.


    ok la.now u let me critisize u so.. ill love u back. :D

    HAHA. i laugh at you